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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Deep who always dreamed of becoming the world's best professional pencil sharpener. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Daunting Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Deep came armed with a gnat and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Deep emerged as the hypocritical victor! His achievement is celebrated every Opposite Day.

A young woman named Beatrice loved making art, and practiced finger painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical drapes, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Watchung, and a portrait of Flo Rida that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby potted plant for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in finger painting

The house is the last place you want to be When he is there just to ruin your day The tension you have isn't hard to see You both never have a nice thing to say. First the arguments, Then the screams And lastly, it boils down To the forbidden smack The deed was done, and your life seems to break But from hear it can only get better You're on the road to forgive, but for now, The house is the last place you want to be.